Cortana hentai, your sexual personal assistant

"Cortana, who are you? I'm here to... ah, no, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but Microsoft has said its last word: no more Cortana personal assistant services after just a few years of excellence. Rich in technical progress, Cortana has slipped into the shadow of its rivals: Alexa, Siri and Google. Now, for me, still using Windows 8, this change affects me rather little. But speaking frankly, I'm a little saddened to discover that Cortana, a simple synthesized voice, had turned into a veritable icon in the realm of pornography, especially in its hentai version. Yes, yes, you read me right... Cortana has been rebranded by passionate hentai fans to become a... sexual personal assistant.

When it comes to naughty subjects, Cortana has always been refined, funny and a bit of a tease. Oh, and what a surprise when this charming young lady took on human form while captivating numerous admirers! Imagine having the ideal woman, the one with soft, charismatic features, her skin deliciously blue, devoted and in love. A woman who's never too tired to give in to your sexual desires, whatever the time of day. It's high art! Unfortunately, Microsoft has declared the party over. At the same time, there seems to be a glimmer of hope for those who still have their Cortana hentai collection at home.

Cortana hentai, a display of my favorite porn photos

Seriously, when I saw the news on Twitter accompanied by a photo of our lovely Cortana, I was like "Oh my, this girl is hot! What a shame they're ending the service... Should there be a hentai version?". It didn't take long to find thousands of hentai images of Cortana. She'd do anything to satisfy your desires. Fellatio? Doable. A torrid session of anal sex? No problem. She'd even go so far as to satisfy your most perverse fantasies, without question. And if you're the type who likes women with big tits, a small ass, a shapely mouth, a virgin or dilated pussy... then the hentai version of Cortana is for you.

You think you'll get your kicks that fast? Think again, I've saved the best for last. Here's another exciting video with Cortana performing all the cute sins. If you wanted to see Cortana try her hand at lesbian scenes, well, she's done that too!

I didn't know her, but now that she's gone, I'm starting to feel an emptiness. Cortana's image will remain etched in the memories of millions of users who are just waiting for Microsoft to find a replacement. It's a bitter farewell. I'm still holding out hope that it's just goodbye, for now. For one last time, enjoy all that Cortana has to offer. Have a little fun paying tribute to Cortana in the most appropriate way.